Yes, Thor. You do still live… on Thursdays.
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011I can see how there may be some confusion from readers who know me and may not know Dad. I am a descendant of Spaniards, Italians, and pre-Colombian Americans. More than likely, there are Asians and Jews in the mix. Dad is German, Irish, and Heaven only knows what else as his father was adopted by a family in the Midwest. But we cannot teach our children only one culture as there are more than a dozen tribes, nations, clans, and tongues in our family’s melting pot.
What we can do, however, is teach them the American ways of Christianity and English. Beowulf, one of the oldest transcriptions of English, is a legend (a cultural thing) that comes not from England but from Scandinavia, opening vast and rich horizon of Norse mythology. A Bachelor of English Literature once told me, “Beowulf does not stand alone.” He was correct.
If you do not like that I claim Western and Northern Europe as an important part of our family’s culture, then blame my parents. They are the ones who gave my brothers and me the blessings of God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit, took my brothers and me to Mass and Sunday School, and introduced the Catechism. They are the ones who made my brothers and me take piano lessons, who continued to pay for piano lessons, who let me be persuaded to believe that Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, and Brahms were important figures in music, the thing I loved. These men were, gasp!, German-speaking Christian people! I learned from them.
If you speak English, then Beowulf, King Arthur, Thor, Odin, Frigg, Tyr are ALL a part of your tongue. If you like classical music or even pretend not to like it, then the Rossini’s William Tell Overture and Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries are a part of your culture. If you don’t believe me, look it up. I already did my research.
If you want to enjoy wonderful literature by C.S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien for its subtleties in language, then you must acquaint yourself with Celtic places and figures, id est, CĂș Chulainn.
And really, if you do want to make a comment about our children, come knocking on our door and say it in person. You’re awfully big behind your typing keyboard. Come show us how big you are in real life. That may mean you’d have to put on shoes. Everybody knows that real Indians don’t wear shoes.

