the sleppys

Ty held up his right hand, formed a circle with his thumb and four fingers, and said, “This is an O.” He held up his left hand, formed a circle the same way, and said, “This is a zero.” He joined his hands together, held them toward his face, and said, “And these are binoculars.”

“That’s great, Ty! Where did you learn that?” I asked.

“Daddy has binoculars to look at the moon.”

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The children were watching “Curious George” on the public television station. I asked, “What are you learning about today?”

“Tampons!” answered Kyle.

“Oh,” I said quietly. Tampons? What the crap? Even public television has been ruined by liberals. I watched one of the characters pointing at a pond and saw some tadpoles *Whew* Okay. Much better.

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Taylor opens the “wuhfiduduh” and demands “appa dootz” with her “bethas.”

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